Abby Lee Miller Pitches Herself to the Cast of ‘RHOBH’

Abby Lee Miller is poised to return to reality TV, but not this time as a tyrannical dance coach.

The 56-year-old reality star uploaded a video to her YouTube channel on Monday titled “Joining The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

Though the name turned out to be just clickbait, Miller threw himself to join the cast of the hit Bravo show.

“Andy Cohen, call me. You have my number. I’ve sat on your couch before,” she teased, referring to her previous appearances on the producer’s late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.”

She continued, “I’m ready to sign on the dotted line, especially if this comes with a husband.”

Abby Lee Miller
Abby Lee Miller is “ready to sign on the dotted line” and joins the cast of “RHOBH”.
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The “Dance Moms” alum then went on to rank the show’s current cast, placing Dorit Kemsley, whom she referred to as “Dorito”, at the bottom of her pyramid.

The other cast members Miller tossed to the bottom were series newbie Diana Jenkins, as well as Crystal Kung Minkoff, Kathy Hilton, and Erika Jayne.

Abby Lee Miller's Pyramid Ranking of the "RHOBH" cast members.
Miller ranked the “real housewives” “Dance Moms” style by placing them on a pyramid.
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However, she said she was dealing with 51-year-old Jayne’s ongoing legal troubles, as Miller herself pleaded guilty to fraud in 2016 and even spent time in prison.

Sutton Stracke, Sheree Zampino and Lisa Rinna made the penultimate row of the “Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition” alum pyramid, and she put Garcelle Beauvais and Kyle Richards above them.

Diana Jenkins, Crystal Kung Minkoff, Erika Jayne, Kyle Richards, Garcelle Beauvais, Dorit Kemsley, Lisa Rinna and Sutton Stracke in a "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" promo photo.
The “Dance Moms” alum made it clear that Dorit Kemsley is her least favorite cast member.
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But after she roasted the cast, Miller shamelessly put herself at the top, calling herself “the newest cast member of ‘Housewives of Beverly Hills,'” despite not actually being on the show.

Towards the end of the video, she made one last attempt at Kemsley, 46, saying, “Dorito, how’s your English accent?” (Jayne once infamously recalled “You’re from Connecticut” on their show, poking fun at her opponent’s way of speaking.)

Abby Lee Miller is in a wheelchair.
Miller left “Dance Moms” in 2020.
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Miller then doubled down, falsely telling her subscribers, “I want to toast my new career on the ‘Housewives of Beverly Hills.'”

The choreographer rose to fame in 2011 when she starred in “Dance Moms” and developed a reputation for not holding back with her dancers or their mothers.

Abby Lee Miller sits in a wheelchair on a red carpet.
The famous dance coach has had a rough few years, going to prison and being diagnosed with cancer.
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Miller retired from the Lifetime show in 2020 after eight seasons.

The founder of Abby Lee Dance Company has had a rough few years. Shortly after being released from prison in 2018, she was diagnosed with cancer. She is now cancer free but has had to use a wheelchair for the past four years due to her health issues.

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