Miles Teller roasts Adam Levine, Armie Hammer scandals on ‘SNL’

Miles Teller roasts Adam Levine, Armie Hammer scandals on 'SNL' 1

Miles Teller roasted Adam Levine and Armie Hammer amid their respective scandals on this weekend’s edition of “Saturday Night Live.”

The “Top Gun: Maverick” star, who hosted the sketch comedy show, joked about the messages the two women had sent during a game show titled “Send Something Normal.”

Teller, 35, acted as the game show’s parody host, starring Mikey Day as Levine and James Austin Johnson as Hammer. Other contestants included Kenan Thompson as Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bowen Yang as himself.

“All they have to do is reply to a woman’s DM on Instagram in the normal way,” explains Teller, in the role of host Halen Hardy.

“Guys, if you send a normal DM, you’ll win $100 million.”

Bye when Levine was the first up and asked to respond to a DM reading: “Hey Adam! Big fan. Love your music!”

He then asked to see the female fan’s “most liked vacation photo,” before formulating his response, “I’m going to start with a ‘Holy Moooly’. Your body makes my penis smile.”

Teller gave his assessment. “Sorry, Adam, you almost got it.”

“I did?” Day, 42, reacted incredulously.

“No!” exclaimed Teller.

Day’s line mocked Levine’s alleged Instagram posts to 23-year-old model Sumner Stroh, some of which read, “It’s just unreal how f–king hot you are. Like it’s driving me crazy.”

In addition to the posts, Stroh claimed she had “seen” the Maroon 5 frontman, 43, for “about a year,” a claim he has denied.

After Stroh made the posts public via TikTok, several more women came forward with similar stories of flirty interactions they allegedly had with Levine.

The “Sugar” crooner has been married to former supermodel Behati Prinsloo since 2014. The couple share two children, Dusty Rose and Gio Grace, with a third baby on the way.

Meanwhile, comedian Johnson, 33, grilled Hammer, 36, amid several allegations of sexual misconduct and cannibalistic behavior against the actor.

When Johnson was asked to reply in character to a DM that read, “Hey Armie, I hope you’re okay,” he eerily replied, “I want to open your bones and suck out the marrow.”

The sadistic tone was about Hammer’s alleged tendency to hit women via DM with messages like, “Would you come and be mine till you die?” and “If I cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket so that I always have a piece of you in my possession?”

In another, he reportedly described himself as “100% a cannibal,” admitting at one point, “I want to eat you.”

Hammer’s disturbing text messages and patterns of alleged violent behavior date back to 2021. As more allegations became public, it was announced last May that Teller would replace the “Call Me By Your Name” star in the Paramount+ miniseries “The Offer.”

In September, Vidak For Congress also exclusively revealed that the LAPD is investigating rape claims against Hammer. A representative of the actor did not respond to Vidak For Congress’s request for comment at the time.

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