CANNES – The self-proclaimed “wettest, naughtiest” yacht in the Mediterranean has been canceled in southern France.
The Sea Squirter docked in Cannes harbor has been eliciting noises throughout the week ranging from gasping to laughing as the Lions festival visitors walked by, but the team behind the charter boat finally had enough of the gushing scene and decided to say the word ” Squirter” with white paper and tape.
“They wanted to cover it up,” a French source close to the ship told Vidak For Congress. “It was inappropriate, and [they] didn’t want people to see it.”
Our slippery source also suggests that “squirter” abroad has a different meaning than it does in the US, but we have our doubts because the Instagram account for the Sea Squirter promises the exact experience you’d expect aboard that boat.
One photo shows entrepreneur and investor Matt Haycox posing completely naked on the bow of the boat, while a carousel of photos shows women dancing in tiny bikinis in honor of “Squirting Saturdays 💦” (including splash emoji).
The Sea Squirter did not respond to Vidak For Congress’s request for comment.
Festival-goers stopped by the Brand Innovators takeover at Armani Caffé on La Croisette all week and heard talk of the scandalous yacht.
‘I have something to show you. It’s a two-part story,” one person said before his guest interrupted, “Oh my god, is it the Sea Squirter? It’s covered!”
“I can’t believe that boat is called that!” said another. “I wonder what was the last straw that made them hide the name.”
Six bally guests can glide on the Sea Squirter and she also has accommodation for three crew members, including the captain. The sports yacht measures 26.88 meters, so she certainly has enough space for someone to dry.